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A girl sexy enough that people will pay her for sex and then go on social media and and use prostitution as a platform to promote fake morality to gain political or religious prominence and power. As the sheep baa and cheer the moral character of the "John" who goes to a professional sex provider cause his partner thinks missionary with a nightlight on is kinky and showers her with jewelry, lingerie, exotic perfumes and brings his wife home a 5 in 1 stylus from dollar store that she uses to text her tennis instructor Janis who thinks she's breathtaking and smart and are madly in love and met because the whore told his wife because he comes to her money in hand each week saying she's a princess and his true soul mate and then goes out publicly denouncing prostitution and wishes he could reinstitute stoning to death as a way to punish these purveyors of filth that has led to the downfall of society. So the whore, the wife and the lesbian walk into a bar and they all know how to hold their liquor, by the ears as they plot to expose this righteous moral character that never read anything but the book of psalms of the quite beautiful but disgustingly whored book known as the Bible.

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