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When you eat some cake, cookies or other pastries flavored with red velvet and then after digestion have to determine if you’re expieriencing [anal bleeding] or it’s just [the red velvet]. The time between [consumption] and expulsion usually prompts a momentary period of panic during a shit before you remember your poo is red because of something you ate rather than a serious hemorrhage.
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