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Matthew he is a good guy and usually very polite and reserved. Loves his family and is a good friend. He gets side tracked easily. But he means well. He always argues about dumb things that he shouldn't. He doesn't know when to shut up or when to talk but his heart is usually in the right place. His biggest downfall is that his name is spelt wrong. It is a huge waste of a letter. I mean it's ma thew not mat thew. Stop wasting letters. God sneezed when he said that version of the name see; ma ma ma mat thew. A simple sneeze that's why he made the corrected version; Mathew. Proof that even God makes mistakes and has to fix them. We won't hold it against him that his name was spelt wrong and it was actually just God sneezing. We still love him all the same.
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