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The center of the universe. Basically God, but better and Italian. One must repent for Crimes Against Giuseppe (CAGS) by completing one of the seven pillars: Pasta, Pizza, Pepperoni, Parmesan, Pestilence, Plague, and Playground. The profit Gus E. Pipe is Jesus, who made the journey from the Island of Pipe, Italy, to Queens, New York. "Blessed are thou who eat from the tomato of Giuseppe" -Gus E. Pipe. "Cursed are thou who eat pineapple on pizza. Thou must repent." -Gus E. Pipe
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