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A based island country off the coast of Italy that has some of the strongest human rights laws in the world not to mention beautiful sights, easy accessible transportation, a large English speaking population, and incredibly strong defenses in case of an invasion. It's also so easy to become a citizen there that for a while it was the go-to place for multi-national criminals to go to get a passport. If you are looking for a place to chill while the world goes to absolute crap, go to Malta. You won't regret it.
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