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Penaldo is a name given by Messi fans or Ronaldo haters, more specifically people under the age of 14, to tease Cristiano Ronaldo about how many of his goals come from penalties. Don't be fooled though, because over 70% of Messi's World Cup 2022 goals came from penalties, Messi misses more penalties, and Messi missing penalties is the reason why the teams he has played for have not won more titles. Not to mention Ronaldo played as a midfielder during his time at Manchester United in the early days, so he could have potentially racked up 1,000+ goals and 300+ assists.
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