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Yeah, it's probably going to be Samson next...

Harod "Shitshitshitshitshit...."

Guard "KING HAROD!"

Harod "AH! SHIT! Shitshitshit. Please tell me you killed it!"

Guard "I think we fucking got him bro!"

Harod "OOOH! OH! FUCK YEAH MY GUY! LET'S GO! THANK G- Oh wait... Who do I... Whatever. GREAT JOB!" 😁 🙏 😁 Guard "Yeah, man! We fucking got his ass bro! Hahaha!"

Harod "Ooooooh shit... What a relief. Hey, so... He's dead right? Like... FOR SURE."

Guard "Dawg... You should have seen me stab that motherfucker like KYAAAAAH!!"

Harod "NO SHIT!?"

Guard "Yeah dawg, for real!"

Harod "Hohoho, you are the MAN for that! Was it, like, some kind of magic spear?"

Guard "Nah dawg, just like, my regular spear!"

Harod "That is awesome bro. Here, lemme... Lemme get that. Imma mount that on my wall. 'Spear of the God-Slayer' I'll call it."

Guard "Yooo! That is sick! Am I?"

Harod "You're damn right! You are the fucking MAN! This is awesome! Hey, get- Go grab everybody! We're having a party!"

Guard "Hell, yeah!"

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