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verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding. to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral). to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co
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