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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine There are many types of the joke, such as: "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken." "Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide." "Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot." "Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide." "Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet." "Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side." A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
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