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Neddies are a global subculture of middle aged people (predominantly men) who live boring and repetitive lives similar to their idol Ned Flanders. It's easy to recognize these people because they always hang out alone at the library sitting and watching in their tan suits. If you encounter one stay away they smell, and will rope you into a conversation about their fish. You've been warned
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