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A form of bathing. Why someone might take a shower: 1. They're visibly dirty 2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️) 3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot) 4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports) 5. Calming down if stressed 6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad 7. Masturbate 8. Fuck Things people do after a shower: 1. Dry off 2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is 3. Get ready for work 4. Go to bed 5. Fuck some more 6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches) 7. Eat something 8. Put on makeup 9. Use a hairdryer 10. Shave 11. Brush teeth 12. Brush hair
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