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When a ethnic mother unleashes her crotch goblins into the local store we all know as Walmart. They come like a swarm of locusts. Knocking over everything in the aisles for the underpaid child worker to clean up. They often are shaped like a bowling ball and smell so foul that your bowels will begin to Rot. It is best you take cover during these trying times.
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