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Now see here folks, Gas followed by mass means to shart yourself. You be having a great day and have the urge to fart. Well let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds. Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius. Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere important like on a date or talking to crush or else your fucked.
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