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A living phylum known to inhabit in the depths of the Mariana Trench, making it an extremophile, or one intense Asshole. This is the highest level beyond a regular Douche. This is beyond being a Douche Canoe, a Douche Oceanliner, or even the RMS Douche-A-Tanic.
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