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Jississippi is a name for a boy similar to Mississippi but with a J. His name starts with J and rhymes with one of the 50 states of America. This name is usually given to young infant males, but will sometimes show up in a dog. Jississippi’s personality traits are unique, as his favorite hobbies are solving rubix cubes and climbing into your air vents. If he is your friend, he will make sure that you are safe every single night and sneak into your walls to hear you breathing. If you change your schedule, you mind find a surprise visit from him. Jississipi really likes swedish fish, and travels every single monday to eat his swedish fish straight from sweden. He lives in Florida, but you will always catch him wearing gigantic sweaters in over 90 degree heat. This is so you don’t see his arms. His arms are unusually long and can stretch however long he wants them to. This helps for collecting fragile children in the night. Other than his weird hobbies, Jississipi is a very nice guy and loves to have a good time. Invite him over soon. His best friend is Jashington, another creepy but nice guy.
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