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Like Schrödinger's cat, Schrödinger's cock is both big & small until it is seen. Schrödinger's cock refers to a hidden cock being both the biggest penis and not the biggest penis in the room. Once a cock has been seen by people in your orbit, it is no longer a Schrödinger's cock.
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