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a hypochondriac who finds illness an aphrodisiac and gets filthy horny from just thinking they have a serious or undiagnosed medical condition...the anxiety of said perceived illness stirs their loins and fosters the need to make recurring doctor appointments...a hypodisiac can climax in an MRI or will repeatedly masturbate during telehealth sessions that insurance doesn't even cover...
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