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A short king who uses any excuse to slam his fist on the desk. Spends ludicrously excessive amounts of money on espresso machines to make buck fifty motel breakfast grade coffee for the price of a used truck. Anyone who beats him in an online game is overpowered or cheating, while anyone he beats is a simpleton scrub. Possesses an ass which rivals that of Nicki Minaj.
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