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A short-tempered short king who will use any reason, no matter how small, to slam his fist on a desk. Spends ludicrously excessive amounts of money on espresso machines just to produce buck fifty motel breakfast grade coffee for the price of a used truck. Anyone who beats him in an online game is either overpowered or cheating, while anyone he beats is a simpleton scrub. Most importantly, possesses an ass that rivals that of Nicki Minaj.
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