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Possessor of the cum cannon, architect of the cum cloud, operator of the cum car, inhabitant of the (cum) closet, ripper of the cum cones, student of the cum course, author of 'MeinCum', a Mev is one hell of a character.

A Mev is a sweaty and cummed up individual with an unquenchable thirst for the male body and tobacco. Who, if successful, procures unwitting men back to his Cum Cave through means of Marijuana. Rumor has it, he uses his own ejaculate to cleanse and exfoliate his skin. This method, while controversial, is said to be even worse in practice, with side effects ranging from an exacerbated jawline to complete dependence on marijuana. A Mev dwells in the infamous Cum Cave; a place in which the only thing that thrives is Mev's own ejaculate. Mevs exude what has been infamously labeled as 'cum charisma', which involves undetectable sarcasm and a clear lack of empathy. The current climate has proven tough going for the Mevs, with an evident lack of cum customers in the last year. The future of Mevs is uncertain, but one thing is for sure; "when the going gets Mev, the Mevs get cumming" (Mev, 2023).

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