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Schols is quite possibly the closest thing on earth to the 7th layer of Hell, with all the sins covered. The reason nobody has ever stepped foot into the staff room is because there is an interdimensional portal that leads to the alternate schols universe where life is actually good. The canteen is overpriced because of like money laundering or something and the bathroom air is tainted by vape juice and the occasional school shitter (yes they have those). The students there are called Schols Moles, and rightfully so, as they have zero concept of the outside world and will fraternise exclusively with Newington. Stay clear, you will get eaten, as all Schols girls are cannibals. (as a result of the high prices at the canteen).
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