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A rad gentleman that gets hot at a rodeo and loves the pool. Oof feisty Cowboys love pools… So why not just stay at the pool? Has a boyfriend that he walks with every night 10 laps and talks about C$. Has an awesome mom that kicks ass with a great butt. Loves Bowling but is not very good, freaks out under pressure when he bets a beautiful woman and does not follow through on a bet(she makes him nervous because she is so beautiful, voluptuous, athletic and vibrant). He’s also a little scared of being beat up by her and losing at arm wrestling. Great at Handyman stuff and putting up with someone who talks a lot(especially a hot milf that is always right). Sometimes appreciates tic-tok shenanigans when beautiful busty friends forward them, but does not like poop pics. Needs to clean car. Great MF dad!!! Has one great song and it’s super cool but doesn’t really know the words. Draws cool ass stuff and has a slammin tongue ring that can reach to West Virginia.
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