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Ivan has a penis bigger than the United States' debt (and it goes deeper than it too). Ivan is almost always guaranteed to be horny 26/9 and he will let you know it. More traits of Ivan include: horny, emo, horny, gay, a bit on the nose, horny, musically talented, horny, self-sufficient even when he's failing to be self-sufficient, horny, eyes like the sad subject of a Renaissance painting, horny, and horny. You need to know Ivan like you know the inside of your cheeks.
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