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An emotionless old man who makes jokes about the fact he grew up in an emotionally absent home. He thinks he's funny but in reality tells dad jokes. His girlfrend is fake fr. He crys to Olivia Rodreigo but then denys that he doesn't know who she is. Also quotes old movies from the 1300's and thinks people understand what he's saying. Watches the Simpsons too much and walks like a dollar store ken doll
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