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I’d give my left nut to… — one of the larger [hyperbolic] lies men tell to express an acquisitive faux passion. I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be [counter productive]. Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical. Any why the left nut? Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant? Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny. So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some [hyperbolic] shit to say!!!!
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