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When you take your friend to the strip club. But make a deal that you'll pay for it and then he can pay you back later so that his wife doesn't see the ATM transactions on the bank statement. But your drunk ass dick of a friend decides to swipe his card anyway. His wife finds out and calls your wife and tells her how you've been out getting handies from strippers all night
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