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linda and julia are a goated duo. they never stop eating and would win first prize in a fatness competition. they have a song called why do you have to be so ugly for and sing it traditionally. no one would be able to understand the humour they share, because they think they are the only insensitive boogers in the world and everything revolves around them. linda's red flag is thinking that this world is not good enough for her and she is convinced that she is the only normal human created on the planet. she is so sick of people's bs and her goal in life is to create a small world only for herself (like the truman show but without people). Whereas, julia's red flag is being cringy and being picky with her men. (she once blocked a guy she was talking to because he unintentionally exposed his dogs on a call. now she cringes every time she thinks about it.
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