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Wokaine is a drug used mostly by conservatives. Wokaine does not need to be snorted as it is manufactured in the human body when people get angry about media-fomented culture war issues. Much like with cocaine, wokaine causes a high that turns people into angry dickheads. Unlike with cocaine, it is free.
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