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A bitch ass motherfucker who likes to tease people Doesn't give a fuck about what other people think and is so nonchalant about things that it is weird You would most likely find Jumark in a freidn group with a lot of girls (but he will most likely get friendzoned) Jumarks are a type of insider who never gets out of the house and desperatly needs to touch grass He takes things personally and acts different unconciously to people who hurt his feeling He tries his best to get a lot of Vitamin D(He has a BIG D) But his Holy godly scripture full of knowledge (PHONE) His holy grail he cannot get away from A mutation in the black race who likes rock music Very rare Jumarks will most likely be a dreadhead Jumarks go through 4 phases 1.Innocence 2.The site 3.Anime 4.Boredom beyond imagine It is recommended to stop all Jumarks from going to the site because once he gets to that stage there is no going back Likes to workout and try to pull girls but gets friendzoned in the end. Pride in being Jamaican Teachers pet Loves science
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