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Hi - my name is Vlad you might say that I am bad. But really I’m quite nice if you look into my eyes Angry and calm patient and eager Maybe not an emperor but a top notch leader Just kidding - I’m the best. I am the dj, I don’t dance The beat is mine, the tune is mine. I’m cool – I am ice I roll the dice. My heart is, COLD my moves are, BOLD never get, OLD I save the – WORLD Did you know? I save reporter from tiger attack I drive Formula One car on the race track I test long Bridge with truck, I fight jiu jitsu with one hand on my back. I hit the puck, I make ice crack, I never pull back and never slack, I am cold like Jack I love the Beatles, from london to ostankino tower Strawberry fields, forever – forever in power Ja Geroi, If want this track live b**ch, I will play in Bol’shoi, I love my haters, I keep them close when they strive, From the bottom of my heart I wish they’re safe and alive. Our plains are endless, our men are strong versuri.us We have beautiful women and, i tell you, they’re never wrong I… love my transformers(voice off LGBTQprst), they are very tender, Putting their carrots in blenders, inventing new genders. My heart is COLD, my moves are BOLD Never get OLD. I save the WORLD.
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