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Gerald is the definition of a fish dick. Gerald doesn’t wash his foreskin and has 5 day old gooey smegma sitting under it. Gerald’s sardine penis stench fills up the car and leaves you gasping for fresh air and contemplating whether to smash through the windows. His breath is the worst and leaves a stench in any room he walks in for atleast 6 days. Gerald wears the same gym clothes three days in a row with ingrained smegma all over his boxers. Gerald is truly the dirtiest boy on the planet.
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