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A Hippocroccapig is someone whose self-esteem is so heartbreakingly low that they’ll still go home with the messiest drunk at the club. Lonelier than a deep sea fisherman and craving human touch so much that they’ll sacrifice all of their little remaining dignity. Waking up next to that drunken fiend is their life blood. Rarely self titled, more likely to be identified by friends of said drunken fiend as they drag them across the dance floor and out of the fire exit doors never to be seen again. Until next week at least. There’s probably a Steve Irwin episode about them somewhere.
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