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A Golovner is the most diverse adaptable and fun of all last names. Usually tall and proud in nature yet also humble and refined socially. The average Golovner is a born leader but is either too bored with stupidity and monotony to waste unnecessary time not being an authentic individual. Works efficiently as to enjoy as much free time as possible. Amazing culinary skills all around. If you do the cleaning a Golovner will certainly always gladly feed you well. Classy ironic tall intelligent genes.
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