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Schrodinger's Underwear is a trans-game, a perpetual tease, amounting to holding up a cardboard box, waving it around, and saying in a loud voice, "Guess what kind of genitals are in this box that I'm waving around!" and "As long as you're looking at this box, I have the power to keep you fascinated by flaunting my genital and gender ambiguity; once my actual genitalia and gender are known, I lose all my power; so please keep looking at this box and guessing, and keep giving me power to confuse you!" The idea is to confuse the straight man enough to WIN. Hard game endings include: In Boys Don't Cry, the FTM heroine is forced to admit, in a post-rape exam, that she does in fact have a vagina. This is clearly a major emotional loss for her, as she sobs. In the Trap game, the MTF transvestite leads a straight man on, typically with alcohol and flirting, to think that heterosexual sex is upcoming. When the (unambiguously male) male genitalia are revealed, it's a trans-win, as the straight male must go through with the sex, resulting in an identity degradation to "sexually confused homosexual sex-maniac," or be massively frustrated and upset, resulting in murder. This, from the view of the Compulsive Murder-Suicide Ideation (#CMSI) is a win, as now the straight man has been drawn into the miasmic ambiance, and fulfilled the trans desire for the male self to be killed, so that the female self might live.
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