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Used to be the best American truck manufacturer until they redesigned their trucks to fall apart 0.1 Miles after the Warranty expires.

Ford had made great engines before they sold out, such engines include the 300 In-Line 6, 4.2L V6, 4.6 Triton, and the legendary 4-53T Detroit Diesel.

Nowadays Fords are just another laughing stock like Chevrolet, Dodge, and General Motors. However they still make great suspension systems and are great candidates to install a 3-53T or 4-53T Detroit Diesel engine for up to 50 MPG and nearly 1,000,000 Mile Life.

Now hear are some declassified documents that reveals the true meaning of F.O.R.D!

Found On Road Dead - Modern day Square Body Chevy driver after passing a broken down Ford on the side of the road.

Fix Or Repair Daily - Former Jewish Ford Employees that escaped Capital Punishment after exposing Fords intentional engine failures.

Fucker Only Runs Downhill - Former Ford Owner that switched to Toyota.

Failure Of Research & Development- Ford Designer that defected to the Toyota Factory in Kentucky.

Factory Ordered Road Disaster - Survivor of a Ford Ranger Collision.

Fucked On Race Day - Undercover Dodge Employee after observing Fords failure on the Racetrack.

Fucking Out Right Dangerous - Another Ford Ranger Collision Survivor.

Fuck Our Ride Died - Ford RV owner stranded in Death Valley.

Forever Outclassed Rain Deer - Some Drunk at 7-11.

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