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A lazy, middle aged, married woman who's lost all interest in her chosen role in life. Generally, souless, selfish, always with flapjack or Orangutan titties...also said to have a head shaped like a shank portion ham. Infrequent showering, missing front teeth, Stringy toes , floppy loosness around her body are some tell tale signs that you may have got you a flumper as a wife. Beware and prepare! Your Flumper could be on the verge of going apeshit and fuck up your enire life and family.
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