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He is the sweetest asshole you will even meet, a man who is typically selfish, manipulative, and disrespectful towards women, wants to touch everything with boobs, often engaging in casual sexual relationships without any intention of commitment or emotional investment. He may use charm, flattery, lots and lots of touch and other manipulative tactics to lure women into his grasp, only to discard them once he gets bored and he gets bored way too often. He is often characterized by a lack of empathy, shallow personality, and a tendency to prioritize his own needs and desires above those of others. He has the weirdest fantasies and makes you want to puke everytime you think of him.
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