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In English: “a phoque” (n.) is an item or a cloth used to seal the crack under a door or window. (v.) “to phoque”- the process of phoquing the drafty area under the door. (adj.) “phoquable”- to have room enough or a decent ledge under a door or window in which to phoque the hole In French, “phoque” (nms.) is the word for seal (see below for joke). Pronounced ever so slightly different than English “fuck;” however, in fluent speech, one would be hard-pressed to hear any difference between the two words. <<Regardez enfants, ‘y avait un phoque là qui claquait les nageoires dans l’eau! Vous l’avez vu?>> When teaching French, my students one year were excited to share a joke with me they wrote together. Q: While American Oceanography students attend U Dub, where do French Oceanography Students study? (Alternately, where did the French seal get his degree?) A: Phoque U!
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