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The totally awesome ride for the big pope dude! It has a white color finnish (I would have picked a diffrent color considering how white shows dirt really well) and has a record setting top speed of about 12 mph! If I were the pope, I'd rather have a faster set of wheels, but it's pretty unsafe already considering how the pope rides standing up without a seatbelt. Seriously! What's wrong with these people; do they want the pope to die in a car accident or something?! I mean, the thing doesn't even have airbags! Over all, it's just a big truck from the eighties or something with a glass refrigerator in the back, (that must make the pope aweful hot in there on sunny days...) and a gas pedal with a brick behind it. It's my opinion that that Xzibit guy should pimp the pope's ride, that would be sweet!
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