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Global hide-and-go-seek is the pastime of the rich and hunted. This large and expensive game consists of one country/faction/group/key-person hiding somewhere in the world (the middle-east is a favoured hideout) and the other country/faction/group/key-person attempting to find them. Rules: 1. Innocent civilians must be killed 2. The Bush administration must be in some way involved 3. Players may not tell anyone that they are playing 4. If found you’re on your own The Winners: Elvis Presley Jesus Christ That guy who was on the news raping a cushion Osama Bin Laden The Losers: Saddam Hussein Dick Turpin Adolf Hitler Tips: 1.Do not hide in a hole 2.Do not use your real name 3.Do not trust your fellow Aryans People son to begin playing: George Bush, Jr The entire staff of Guantanimo Bay Jesus, Indian
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