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Glovopathia infection is caused by a virus that is endemo-epidemic in Europe, Eastern South Asia and some parts of Africa. It was present in South America until eradication in 2021. The virus is transmitted among internal employees via weekly stand-ups and endless and useless meetings with infected specimens where incidentally humans and other new employees may become infected. About 80% of Glovo infections in humans are symptomatic. Glovopathia is the most common clinical presentation. The oldest employees and immunocompromised persons are at higher risk of developing Glovopathia neuroinvasive disease (GND). Symptoms in individuals: Delusions, Hallucinations, public shaming, ecolalia (Repeats words or phrases over and over), is focused on parts of objects, gets upsed by minor changes and new ideeas, has obsessive intrests, accepts wages under the minimum living conditions and promotes Glovo culture(inculture). No specific prophylaxis or treatment exist against the disease in humans with few exceptions where the humans affected quit Glovo but not in all cases this applies.
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