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A large, fake snail made by two teenage girls on a Sunday afternoon. A Hepatitis is often found to have green lips and a body made out of sweatpants and a cardboard box. He is the product of extreme boredom, PMS, and Trader-Joes brand coffee-flavored Oreos.
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