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The Stitsgooner is a rare breed of American Male, mostly from the Gen X generation. They are found in a small, rural region of Upstate NY centered around the thriving metropolis of Horseheads. Characteristics include mild-success at hunting, avid sportsball fanatic, and the tendency to be very loud.
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