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A fucking idiot calc professor with giant biceps and enough sweat to sink two of Noah’s arks. If you ask him to define an integral he will implode from the mental strain or cum bc a sophomore is speaking to him, it’s a toss up. Slayer of chalk and hearts, he belongs in the special Ed kindergarten class or my bedroom. ( to clarify I hate him but am attracted to him, I do not want to sleep with special Ed kindergarteners) x
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