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Tallon is an absolute loser who thinks he's top shit when he's not. He's probably on the spectrum and probably sits on his ass playing video games 24/7 because he's lonely and has no self respect. He will probably be really handsome or somewhat handsome, and have really nice eyes that you could look at for days, but in the end, you're going to get screwed over because he's a depressed (probably white and pasty) boy who sits on his ass jerking off to addison rae
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