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This is an audio app where you can host rooms to argue with people day in and day out about various topics from the gender wars, diaspora wars, politics, and petty squabbles all under the guise of philanthropic progress! One of the most toxic portions of the app is the text chat warriors who refuse to join the stage to repeat their egregious insults.

The Clubhouse community is a cesspool of bored individuals who desire to scratch that itch for drama akin to reality TV, vocalize their internalized self-hate that would be called out by their family and friends, and pretend to be subject matter experts on topics that they know next to nothing about. The loudest and most ignorant as well as the most self-hating people tend to garner the most followers. If you enjoy being cut off while actually making a salient point, going on unnecessarily long-winded, repetitive monologues, or hurling epithets and gas-lighting people into believing it wasn't offensive, Clubhouse is the place for you. I can't forget to mention that borderline sociopathic individuals will doxx you and possibly threaten you because of an argument they had with you the other day.

Some of your funniest moments ever as well as your most frustrating conversations in your entire life will be had with strangers on this strange app. Join if you enjoy being talked down to and trolled by people who don't share your gendered, racial, ethnic, or cultural identity.

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