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Derived from the ancient Germanic act of bumping schlongs with no intent to do so. The ecstatic declaration ; “wunderschnit!!” and a grasping of right hands secures it as a true wunderschnit. It has been reported that participation in this wonderful coincidence is not limited to the most extreme senses of joy and satisfaction but a true dinky bump can have major physical and mental health benefits. Ancient Germanic tribes believed a wunderschnit conjugated the spirits for all eternity and fulfilled one’s earthly existence in the flesh.
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