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Known as SCP-0304, the Yorik is a carbon based organism that has unknown origin. It appears human, but displays no human sentiment. In an experiment known as the PAUL-project, it repeatedly rejects the affections of Paul, but displays minute signs for enjoyment when stimulated. Researchers have made several different theories regarding the Yorik’s sexuality. For now, the Yorik is tagged as “fluid”, for his affection to various women and intense love for the stimuli from the PAUL-project. The Yorik is a being with high intelligence, and should be dealt with cautiously, it posses a protective layer of dense lipids underneath the skin, making any melee attack against the Yorik ineffectual. The Yorik tends to be peaceful, but can become extremely aggressive when sexually aroused. Legend has it that no one has ever survived beneath the Yorik’s love. Contact local authority or the SCP foundation if you spot a Yorik in the wild. Evacuate area immediately incase of an aggressive Yorik.
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