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Nirvan has the smallest penis. When he sits in class he gets bullied by the dark skins. When he walks on the street, he gets shot up in the hood. He is the biggest jerk and he jerks off to men everyday. He tries to talk to girls but they all reject him. He is the opposite of a sigma more like a niggle.
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