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Mason is usually a very fat, hungry beast. he thinks he's funny, but he laughs at his own jokes and sounds like a dying 400 pound hog getting hit by a motorcycle that got crashed into. he's so single that he shoves his own, fat cock up his own ass. he dates his own cousins that live in the same house as him. he asks out the hottest girls in the school with confidence thinking he is gonna get lucky. he looks like a log and shits out logs. he looks like the human version of a cummed up tampon. his humor is drier than the sahara desert and uses cum for chapstick.
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